sacred-portal:

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crowcorvo:

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

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cinemaocd:

I read daily about robustness tumblr culture and how it’s impossible to monetize etc. blah blah blah

but no one ever talks about the life’s blood of tumblr: GIFSETS.

Tumblr has longevity because it is the gifset website. A movie trailer drops and within an hour there are already multiple gifsets. Just there reminding us this movie is coming out it looks pretty good. A tumblr user thinks: I wish I had memory box containing every facial expression and movement made by Colin Firth in that 5 hour mini series of Pride and prejudice and some other tumblr user devotes their life to making that happen. Some dead guy has a birthday and a tumblr user gifs every single one of his dozens of films and puts them in a single gifset just because it makes fans of the dead guy happy.

Gifsets are amazing because gifsets are silent and they ask nothing but that you look at their pretty dancing images and smile fondly and click the like and reblog. A gifset didn’t elect trump. A gifset didn’t gaslight your grandma into believing that covid is an alien plot. A gifset just went floating by with no other thought than to look pretty and be appreciated.

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wiggloid:

garbage-empress:

keylethwasleft:

swankyangles:

florrissey:

fathermartinarchimbaud:

mycomputerthinksimgay:

You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a “personal” jesus. what a fucking scam.

“we’re going to get nasty letters saying ‘where’s my personal jesus?’ ‘why don’t i have a personal jesus?’”

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sacred-portal:

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bitchylittlevictorianchild:

teaboot:

Y'all don’t know what rural love looks like. Y'all don’t know. We got 6'2" burly fellas rolling in from the logging camps like “yeah I’m looking for a packer for my boyfriend”. We got welders coming in after work and you gotta ask em to scrape off their boots at the door and their hands are black with gunk so we gotta help em sift through the strap ons. Three ladies come in wearing floral dresses with their hair in rings like they just got out of church and you ain’t sure if they’re together or just friends but when they leave they’re all holding hands and one gives another a kiss. Old fella with a walker comes in for some lacy lingerie. 85 year old widow is going on a first date since her husband passed. People are people all over the place, it’s not different when you can’t see it

Nah, because one time I, a girl from Texas (the great green yeehaw) listened to a girl I can only describe as Western Gothic describe to me in detail how she pegged her boyfriend. Who is on the baseball team, has a mullet and a country accent, and is about 6 inches taller than she is. And then he picked her up after school, happy as could be in his Ford pickup! Literally, she brightened. And so did he. It was adorable.

Rural love is amazing in its eclectic nature.

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serialkilerx:

tested positive for wanting to be drowned in kisses and affection

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yerrrman:

Making out while I have a vibrator to your pussy >>>

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lizardsfromspace:

“Sex is what makes us human” is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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scarecrowomen:

scarecrowomen:

Underrated threesome dynamic: fox, hen, and a sack of grain 🥴

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

punchholesinthesky:

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trashboat:

trashboat:

all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

this sort of sums it up perfectly

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lezzzbianrights:

just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”

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hiveswap:

galactic-mystics-writes:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

“Old friend” is a gayass thing to call someone

Old friend (derogatory(sexual intent))

“Old friend” (we were friends once.)

“Old friend” (maybe even lovers once)

“Old friend” (you say it so softly with too much knowing in your voice.)

“Old friend” (who left first? I dont remember now)

“Old friend” (the only thing i do remember)

“Old friend” (is that love doesnt really die)

“Old friend” (but it does rot)

Woah hi hello

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yandere-angela:

i have no clue what cocomelon is so whenever i see “you’re doing some cocomelon shit to me” i just imagine like. saw traps

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